A Merry Scottish Christmas

• Drink from Empty Coffee Cups
• Cut down a Christmas tree
• Bake Christmas Cookies
• Hot Chocolate
• Kissing Bows instead of Mistletoe
• No Exes Involved

Director

• Dustin Rikert

Producers

• Lacey Chabert
• Lyndzi Doyle
• Edwina Forkin
• Andrew Gernhard
• Molly M. Mayeux

Cast

• Kellie Blaise
• Lacey Chabert
• Will Kemp
• Deirdre Monaghan
• Eilidh Murray
• Gerry O'Brien
• Andy Peppiette
• James Robinson
• Ali White
• Scott Wolf

QUOTE:Wow, is this the hotel? "Unless we took a wrong turn between Buckingham Palace and Downton Abbey." Wrong country. "Why don't we see if there are rooms under our names here before we alert Scotland yard." Also in England. "There it is! That's the sense of sarcasm I missed."

TRIVIA:Scotland Yard is is what they call the police force in London. It's named after the street it was on that was called Great Scotland Yard.

WIKIPEDIA:
• [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland_Yard]

QUOTE:If if these walls could talk. I'll bet Christmas was legendary back then. "Aye, and also forbidden. This painting depicts the last Christmas at Glencrave before the Scottish Parliament banned it in 1640. For religious reasons, celebrating Christmas was actually a crime up until 1958. "You have the right to remain cheerless."

QUOTE:Even so, Nollaig Chridheil! "Excuse me?" It means Merry Christmas. "I'm not even going to attempt that but Merry Christmas!"

QUOTE:You might say we're known for our knight life!

QUOTE:You know, there's a saying here in Scotland. We have two seasons, June and winter.

QUOTE:Breakfast is served. We have black pudding, kippers, smoked Arbroathies, porridge, and haggis. "Oh, what's haggis?" "It's a local delicacy made of tender cuts of mutton." Yes, we take a sheep's heart, and we dice.... "You know what, never mind. Can I just have some toast?" Oh, well, here in Scotland we like a hearty breakfast. It helps to put meat on the bones for the harsh winters. "Now I get why you moved to California." "I'm glad somebody can laugh about it."

QUOTE:Sometimes in order to go forward you have to take a step back.

QUOTE:Mark Twain once said too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

QUOTE:Anyone can distill malted barley into whiskey, but by law it can't be called Scotch unless it's aged in an oak barrel in Scotland for at least three years.

QUOTE:Ladies and gentlemen, the cards have been counted, the bribes have been pocketed, it's time to announce the winner.

QUOTE:Try this perspective. This morning I decided to try a new Christmas pudding souffle recipe. Now, every time I took the souffles out of the oven, they fell... and the more I tried the worse it got. So, I decided to take a deep breath, a step back, and I made some freshly baked cookies instead. "So a fresh start!" Aye.

QUOTE:Shetlands have always been associated with the holidays in Scotland. I like to think they have some deep meaning, but really people just love to see the little buggers pulling the kids around in wagons. You know they eat, sleep, and roam together. Some can get ornery, others are a bit more easygoing but they always stick together.

QUOTE:Brad you have to talk to her. You guys have this thing that I have always hoped to find. You have this ability to be on the same page in life. You get each other. "Thanks, but not lately..." I think you need to remember why you fell in love. You need to find that again. "Thanks Linds."

QUOTE:Last sprinkle for good luck!

QUOTE:You fit right in Lindsay. "I am half Scottish." You're a bonnie lass. "Isn't that what you call your horse?" Aye. It means beautiful.

QUOTE:Legend has it that tonight, the longest night of the year, is controlled by the troublesome spirits that roam the Earth, spreading their evil to stop the sun from returning. But we need to scare these spirits away, so we can have the best Christmas ever! Hey, hey! Are you ready? Three. Two. One. Roar.

QUOTE:How many people can literally say they've been given the keys to the castle? It's the gift of a lifetime. "This isn't real life for someone like me." Well who makes the rules and what's real life and what's not? It's whatever we want it to be.

QUOTE:Yule bread symbolizes the sun in the darkest days of winter. You know, when Christmas was banned in Scotland, bakers had to pass along the names of all those who asked for a Yule loaf to the police. Now, what we're going to do is where going to hide this wee Scottie dog in the dough and bake it inside. "And whichever family member finds it, they'll have good luck all year long."

QUOTE:My two pence? Castles and titles aren't what make Glencrave special. It's blood. You're part of a family that has survived 500 years of royal feuds and revolutions, plagues, floods, and even famines. But through it all, your family has taken care of this town and it's people. You have the soul of Glencrave coursing through your veins, and that's a very sacred here.

QUOTE:Oh, sweetheart. It's not about where you live, it's about the effort you make.